U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

gotta get there

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

see this person gets it

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

you cant employ me in a way that matters